Dear diary,

I seem to have caused a lot of grannies to die. This seems to be caused by my habit of arranging group meets. Something sinister happens when I invite people to group meets. Their grannies die in the days immediately before the meet. Am I cursed?

A shot in the dark. A big question mark. I do apologise to all those elderly ladies. I'll consider the mortality risks next time I think about arranging a group meet

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Letzte Änderung am 14.6.2018 17:48 von Ironbull
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CC 123 (57)

14.6.2018 20:13

HIlarious! And so so true!

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scotsgrappler (117)

14.6.2018 21:23

It's an epidemic. I've organised a few and the world is split between the guys who sign up and turn up with minimal fuss and the prima donnas! The ratios sadly are worsening.

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Alecmusc (24)

14.6.2018 21:56

one more great piece of very good writing.
Hope you don't wrestle as well as you write, or I will have to ask for help with granny.

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GrappleViking (115 )

14.6.2018 23:31

Hah hah. Ohh, Ed... 😁😁👍🏼

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ruffnhard (120)

15.6.2018 00:30

Funny man!

All my grandparents are long gone...I'm immune to the "curse!" ;)

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littleforbigg (3)

15.6.2018 01:39

Well, due to new meds being discovered and advances in medical knowledge and technology people are living longer. Not to mention that there may well be too many gosh darn bloody peeps in the world so maybe it’s time for some Darwinism. Then again those fun guys in Deutschland in the 40’s.....no, won’t even complete that thought.

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Seniorboxer (26 )

15.6.2018 09:02

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I am so happy that I am in my 50's... 😀

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littleforbigg (3)

15.6.2018 20:37

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Grannies can definitely be in their 50’s but doesn’t look like u have any granny in u.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 13:42

As my grannies and grandpa's are already dead your curse won't work on me..

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surrey71 (21 )

15.6.2018 15:43

Ed, you’re so right!
My attempt in Feb 17 to set up a meet at Pippas was the same.
A lot of people said they’d come - only a sparse 8 did. But I’ve now realised it’s not about how many turn up but the quality of those who did!
Met some great guys that otherwise I wouldn’t (geographical restrictions!!)

Love your blogs, well written and often right into my sense of humour!!!

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 15:45

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And no one noticed the cheesy Toyah Wilcox song buried in the text

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 15:47

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Or am I the only one of a certain age with embarrassing musical memories?

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surrey71 (21 )

15.6.2018 16:08

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You’re not alone mate, duly noticed :-)

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 16:21

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A truly awful song of gargantuan proportions.

Which, as a result of writing this blog I now of on my brain....

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 17:42

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You mean it's a mythtery 😛

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 17:42

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Check it out on Youtube. It is unbelievably shite.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 17:44

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Bet you have all of Toyah's albums !

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 17:46

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No. If you remember I refused to buy them from you, along with the signed wig.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 18:25

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It's only because you wanted me to include Madonna's Basque for your collection and I said no .

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 18:26

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Is THAT what you were wearing??? Suited you mate.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 18:29

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Yes but you were wearing her fishnets. Must admit your legs for look good in them.

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 18:30

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Oh please...those were varicose veins.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 18:33

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Nicely sculptured too.

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Shadow Knight (78 )

15.6.2018 18:27

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I could imagine Ed in a basque 😂

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 18:29

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It would need a lot of gussets.

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 18:32

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Oh I don't know shove your pecs up a bit you'd fill them.

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 18:33

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Your experienced advice is much appreciated

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 18:35

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Well as we both have fairly well developed moons and yours are slightly pointing south. I thought I would obilge.

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 18:36

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Mine can bench 120kilos - speak for yourself

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 18:38

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You didnt complain when mine coveted yours last time

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Ironbull (96)

15.6.2018 18:39

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's pecs

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Merseywrestle (60 )

15.6.2018 18:42

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Thought shall honour Toyah's wig.

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Shadow Knight (78 )

15.6.2018 18:16

I’ve arranged a small group event to celebrate Five Years on Meetfighters and two newbies have said they are coming yet neither have any past opponents or recommendations and they have not replied to my message so I’m going to have to deny them coming in favour of guys with opponents/recommendations but it is infuriating

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Shadow Knight (78 )

15.6.2018 19:02

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